If u think sex is a pain in the arse u are doing it wrong!
i sent u an SMS, It was flying in the air and it met to your SMS, which was also fyling towards me, they both fall in Love and disappeared there forever.
A bus fell into lake, everyone swimmed across to save their lives. Swimming Suddenly Sardar jumps in searches for someone, when asked whom he seaching for. Sardar said, â€œSala conductor ne change nahi diya tha.â€
Send this sms to 3 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain you will never have multiple Orgasms again!
some thing can not be described…… some moments can not be shared…… some feelings can not be explained…. some words can not be described….. but…..nothing can be hidden from a true friend…
Santa : Aj hamara desh SMS par chal raha hai. Banta : How? Santa : SMS bole to „SARDAR MANMOHAN SINGH”…
Fuck is easy,fuck is funny,anybody fuck for money,if you think that fuck is funny,fuck yourself and safe the money!
I won’t promise to be your friend forever, coz I won’t live that long. But let me be your friend as long as I live.
When are men the smartest? Before, during or after sex? During sex cause they’re plugged into a genius!
Someday you may lose your hair, your teeth, your looks, or even your memory. But there’s something you won’t lose. Me, coz I’ll always be your friend.