WEDDING INVITAION Mr. & Mrs. Harami Singh request ur Chootiya presence on the Fucking Marriage of their Behn-Chod son LORA SINGH with PHUDDI KAPOOR D/O Mr. & Mrs. Gandu Singh Venue: ====== Kanwal Randi ka Kotha, Bhosri Pura, Distt. Kanjar Abad, Chudai Pur, Randistan. Program: ======== Chuma Chati on 25th July Mammay Dikhai 26th July Choot Chati on 28th July Full Chudai on 30th July R.S.V.P. ======= Mama Muthal, Lala Loray Lal, Masi Kus Devi or Baby Lully Singh
Kiss’s r blown + kiss’s r wasted kiss’s rnt kiss’s unless they r tasted, kiss’s spread germz + germz hated, so kiss me BABE im vacinated!..
The search ended awhile ago, im not on the prowl anymore, n i dont plan on being on it any time soon. you took my heart, n its for keeps, for real, not for fake,. you are the bright side of my bad day
SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats? Balance ka moh tyag– SMS kar, mitron se sampark rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi, SHUB RATRI
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN….
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesnt turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!
Santa Was Recruiting Lawyers For A Firm. He Was Taking Interviews Santa: Do U Know All d Laws ? Lawyer: Yeah ! Santa : Tell Me The 3rd Law Of Thermodynamics … ;->
ik sardar ny apna lun hath wich phar ka ik larki koloon pochia aa ki aa larki kandi chooha a sardar kenda a lurki theek a eno tay lun da v pata ni eng karda edy naal shadi kar layna shadi kar k shuag raat o sardar poochda a ki a o lurki fir kendi a chooha a sardar kenda hoon dus ee dawaan vechari no k a lun aa sardar kenda aa choowa nai a lun a lunki khandi sardara ghoot na bhool lun ty wady wady hondy nay
Khushian ho overflow, masti kabhi na ho low, dosti ka surur chaya rahe, dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar, aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR