a lady wakes up early in the morning and saw her cat in the rain and screemed ‘ha my pussy is getting wet.’
A friend is someone who sees the first tear in your eyes, holds the next one and makes sure that the third one doesn’t come out.
Heaven is when u have both girls and bottles of beer. Hell is when u discover that the bottles have holes and the girls don’t.
FOUND YOU I love you up from heaven Down to the ground I’m really glad To have you found…
Sardar called an englishman 4 lunch. there was curd on table. he asked what is this? sardar didn’t know english said Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight ;->
Ek janaja dekh ke ladki muskurayi, ek Baba bola Beti jawan maut pe yu muskuraya nahi karte. Ladki : Baba kya karu wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge muskura ke milenge
Christmas is here, Merry old Christmas, Gift-bearing Christmas, Day of grand memories, King of the year!
Dont ever worry about what you are to me, because you will never be anything less than my world.
A child uses its thumb 2 chew, An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign, A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory, But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
Medical News: Patients do well when transfused chicken blood instead of human blood? Men get more cocky and women lay better.