Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend…
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
What’s the moral of movie Salaam Namaste? The moral is: Never trust Australian Condoms.
Mesmerize me in ur tender lovin care, Staring in the eyes of sum-one so rare, Dat special feeling i cant bear, Weneva u want me il owez b dere.
Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy. Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written… BC 1760 !!!.
A mans occupation is 2 stick his coqulation up a womens ventalation 2 increase the population of the younger generation if ya wanna demonstration please lie down
jab nigahain ho paaon pe hath hoon knees pe dil ho halaq main aur ansu hon gaalon pe to samajh lena ke tum Peshawar main ho
Just go to hell, yes you, you only! Because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid „This was a missed call”