Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi? Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do
rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
Care is one the main ingredient dat keeps closenes alive despite distance and schedule. Since I cant always see you, let my care be with you 4ever…
Woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho……… I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao.
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream That u were sending me Jewelry and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill !!!
Those who joyfully leave everything in God’s hand will eventually see God’s hand in everything. Worries end where faith begins. Gud Day
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho, isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang, jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki, to aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki, Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi, dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi, aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari, jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi subhkamna hamaari
B-e with us in the circle of our love, E-ven if by chance you are alone. O-ur greetings we have hope your heart will move, U-niting our good wishes with your own. R-emember there are those who think of you, V-ested in the will to be a friend. A-s distant hills give depth to what we view, L-et these words some grace to your day lend. E-ach life is lived behind a sheltering veil, N-ot lifted but for love. Yet when we will, T-here is a wind that shifts the rampart frail, I-nvading with sweet scent the spirit still. N-ow may we all enjoy this fragrance fine, E-ach each other’s secret Valentine.
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Mankuwa City to Sukhpur city, the captain announced, „Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed.. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, „One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don’t worry … we can fly just fine on two engines.” An hour later…
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen… Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com Mom:TV Chahe 14″ ka ho ya phir 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.. h