a couple had khatna of their new born baby..they wanted to celebrate ceremony..then wanted to publish cards but dont know how to write KHATNA and sunnatain in english..so they wrote ‘cutting ceremony of fucking instrument,everyone is invited…
Customer: ISs underwear ki kia guarantee hai? shopkeeper: SIr aap 22 manzil se jump mar ker dekh lo, Gaand phat jaye gi, underwear nai phate ga
Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs.. snOw N soNgs.. cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions.. LaughtEr N Luv.. Itz ur B’day! Wishing U a Luvly n fUn-fillEd dAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY:)
Premika premi se: main maa Bannay wali hoon. Premi: kya baat kar rahi ho yum hosh me to ho. Premika: haan Premi: Magar ham nay tou kabhi kiss tuk nahin kari Premika: haan mai tumhare daddy se shad
Bas 1 DUA Hai Meri Apne KHUDA Sy Agah Rakhe Hr Pal Mujhe Apni Raza Sy Mit’ti Hai To Mit Jaye Ye Hasti Meri Pr Dil Na Dukay Kisi Ka Meri Wjha Sy.
, , , , , , , <ö> , , räin , , U, , /< barish karvayi hai apke liye Naha lena Holi ka intezar mat karna…. Abhi 4 din hain..
from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care. Missing You
Love is what? A feeling of „Heart”! Heart is what ? The source of „Life”! Life is what ? A building of „Hopes” ! Hopes are what ? A way to live with Pease and love .!!
Husband asks,Do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means…Without Information Fighting Evrytime! WIFE on hearing this says, it could also mean-With Idiot For Ever.
Ek dost nai dosre dost sai kaha: kiya tum nai kabhi kasi aurat kahe mume choose hai. Dosre dost nai jawab diya: nahin To phir phelay dost nai kaha khe kya tum phir apne baap khe tatey choose khe bra hua hai kya