Mam to students-Always use condom to prevent aids. A girl:mam agar apko koi kahe ki rasgule ko lifafe me dalkar chuso to kya Apko swaad ayega..!
Teacher: do you know the importance of period? Kid: yes! my sister missed one last month, my father got heart attack, my mother became mad and our driver ran away…
May you have all the joy your heart can hold, All the smiles a day can bring, All the blessings a life can unfold, May you have Gods best in everything. Wishing u a Happy Birthday
Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife. Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Hope you have nightmares, because it’s disappointing to wake from a dream but when you wake from a nightmare, you are relieved that it’s not true. Good Day!
GANESH ki jyoti se noor miltahai sbke dilon ko surur milta hai, jobhi jaata hai GANESHA ke dwaar, kuch na kuch zarror milta hai “JAI SHREE GANESHA”
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai”.
Love does not have an happy ending becouse it simply does not end.
my heart is like a flower if you were my valentine I’d find the softest rose to gently brush against those sweetest lips, the angels chose my heart is like a flower craving for your morning kiss mere words cannot pay homage to a passion such as this—
When emotions play their role heart cries, when heart cries it doesnot make any sound and a person who listens to the unmade sound is called ‘FRIEND’