A new employee joins the Co. & is required to have a password setup for his pc. Boss directed a secretary to setup the password for him. Secretary asks the man for the password. Man try to embrass the secretary in order to show superiority, said, ‘Penis’ Blushed, the secretary input the password Penis, & retyped it again. Then she hit enter. Whole office heard the secretary bursting out of laughters as a reaction from the pc’s screen. ‘Password rejected. Reason: Too short’..
PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain SON : papa may bataoo PAPA :nahi tum chup rahoo SON : may batata hoo ….. AANKH PAPA : ohh haan SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
kamjor ho gaya main itna teri judai se, khatmal bhi kheech le gaye, mujhe charpai se..
Lips Bhindi ki tarha, Gaal Tamatar ki tarha, Eyes Matar ki tarha, Poora Face Gobih ki tarha, Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya, Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!
„Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.”
teacher bache se :aap bare hain ya aap k papa? bacha: mai barra hon teacher: wo kaise? bacha: mai mama ka dodh nahe peta lekin papa abi tak pite hain
Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan? Dost: Apna Lun day. Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das. Dost: Far mera Lun day day
Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
Likho to paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye… Har lafz me dard itna bhar do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye….