A man 2 shopkeeper: Ek White colour ka Condom dena. Shopkeer: White Hi kyun? Man: Padosan ka husband guzar gaya hai Afsos karne jaana hai.
A gud friend is like a gud bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
Judge-y did u attack tat young man? Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor : Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
everything that I understand, I understand only because I love….You..
Sudhar jaao tum suna nahi ke saddam hussain ko phansi ho gayi? tumhain bhi ho sakti hai farq sirf itna hai kay saddam logon ko marwata tha aur tum…. logon se marwatay ho…
Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di. Phir? Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi…
This day, when the most beautiful female MIND was born, is my most beautiful day. Luv and Long live.’