A bachelor SARDAR gives an AD in a matrimonial. ‘Wanted Girl – Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX, Baar-baar, Hazaar bar……….. Lagataar………..!
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!
Boy: BUS aur LARKI aik jaisi hoti hain, 1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai. Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY ek jaisay hotay hain, 1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….
Soft Speech clean heart, peaceful eyes, strengthful hands, focussed mind and determined decision with God’s Love. Alway Makes you winner.
Train Chali, Sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye.. TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka Dibba Hai. Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->
Flame ur past in „BHOGI” Invite new hopes & pleasures with „SANKRANTHI” Enjoy „KANUMA” with all tastes HAPPY PONGAL…..
I mess yo……… I mis yo…….. I mmis yo….. I miss yoo………. May b i didn’t learn how to write it but you but u taught me how to feel it….
Top 5 TV programmes: 1. Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi. 2. Kyun ki saas bhi kabhi chudi thi. 3. Chuttar faadh ke. 4. Kahani lun-lun ki…. 5. Ek mahal ho mommo ka..
Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure
Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because…